Rid of your eyeballs and make sure that you bleed nonstop from the losing of your eye.

VicmxD wrote:my death wish for @UnicornPrancer is, that he impales you with his horn until you die XP (Understand this in any way you want, sry XD)

My god...

I will slowly make you pass through a laser net, cutting and burning you slowly into pieces

Tie you up with a big and heavy metal ball, throw you down into the sea, and watch you sleep with the fishes.

I will anesthetize you so you don't consume too much oxygen, you wake up buried alive in a coffin with video and sound recording, let the show begin...

I'll make you live again, so that you may someday die. Then I'll revive you and let the process repeat.

make you unknowingly eat bacteria infected food, you will contort in pain until you die from dehydration-inner hemorrhage-infection-sickness, they resist antibiotics and bactericides.

"I'll make you live again, so that you may someday die. Then I'll revive you and let the process repeat."

Hum, that is not so bad, longer life, still, revive me as an old man, that isn't so good, dying of age again and again, if it's what you mean

Squish your head between hammers.

On another note, I noticed that the quoting system isn't working. I'll try working on it. This forum software doesn't quote like how Xenforo offers.

make a stampede of bulls pursue you, you have only red cloth and you are trapped in a labyrinth (I hear a minotaur coming too)

Teleports and swaps your place with mine in the labyrinth. I'll throw a giant, poisonous, carnivorous spider into the maze as well.

tame those creatures, breakthrough the labyrinth and pursue you, I will kill you surrounded by the pack with me shooting a bazooka from the shoulders of the minotaur XP

Shoot a sticky slime that encloses the firing hole of your bazooka and watch you go boom as the creatures around you die from the explosion.

come back as a ghost and haunt you until you give me a birthday cake XP (I wait too much and I kill you XD)

Slams a ghostly cake in yo face... No, that's for the birthday prank.
Sucks your ghostly form into a transparent ghost-access-proof container and puts you under the sunlight.

hang you from your arms to a high rope that is slowly going down, you are inside a tube descending into giants blender blades...

Puts a new species of bacteria into your drink. This bacteria will mind-control your muscular system into always attempting to kill its owner (you).

inject nanomachine into you, when they are distributed into all your blood vessels in your body, I will command them to boil inside you, you will die from the damage done after you suffer like crazy with every corner of your body scorching like hell, hurting yourself won't get them out XD don't try so hard...

It's actually pretty easy to save myself from a killing nanomachine cause there's always EMP.

Pulls a shot gun in your head, point blank, and watch a bloody firework.

lock you in a dark room full of venomous insects, your screams aren't going to be heard by anyone, I will just make a fuss so they get angry if your movements didn't angered them before, centipedes, black widows scorpion and carnivorous cockroaches, let the fest begin

Shrink your body and put you in a transparent container (one that's hard and not breakable even if I smash it on the floor), and feed you like a pet everyday. Oh, not nutritious food but some random unhealthy stuff that will upset your stomach or your nutrition level. Oh, you'll die someday.

Or if the poop gathers too much, I'll just chuck you into the toilet bowl. :twisted:

lock you in a dark room full of screams and dark noises from time to time accompanied with long periods of total silent, also there is a limited quantity of oxygen, you can die in various ways, suicide, dehydration, asphyxia or the most unlikely starvation.

Put you in a room of solid concrete, and play a really loud bang all of a sudden. The sound and the echo will explode your eardrums and make em bleed. That's not just it. The sound continues to rattle your bones, so much that they start to break due to the high amount of frequency which causes too much friction.
(I will never know if this is a viable method to kill someone..)

flamethrower unto you, that is painful XD buurrnnnn!!!!!

Poke your eyes, pull em out, and poke them back in.

take out your eyes sloooowly with a spoon and put explosives in your empty eye sockets filled with acid before that of course, the explosives will end the pain, you just have to asssk for it jaajjajaja

edited; due to explicit content not wanted to be spread by writer-- simply no murder for me so i will just ''fall off''