I'll just be boring and cut your head off. You were talking too much anyway.

let me eat you little by little, you are nailed bleeding in the wall and I like my meat raw, screaming raw... (think whatever you want out of this).

Beat you down, beat you to deaths door and cut your wrists
Let the blood flow, soak the stones. The reaper calls.

(It sounds like we're writing a metal song... )

I will smash your head with a hammer, and enjoy the sound of thunder as your cracking skull asunder

I throw posion gas at you, it slowly kills you. Very painful death .

Shoot you with a tank. With an explosive shell.

stab you in the eyes and throw corrosive acid through your bleeding holes and a thousand wasps in your mouth while you scream in pain.

Find pacman, supersize him and then make him eat you. Mwahahaha!

the woman character you like of whatever anime you are watching right now will come out of the screen and break your head onto the computer, if that isn't enough, let her have a little more time with you...

A little more time... Some of us are into that sort of thing. :p

I will beat you over the head repeatedly, with a thick book until you give up and die.

I need a hug, I will hug you like a bear until your insides spills out through your eyes and pores

I miss you guys too much, and so I shall hug and toss you up high while standing under a rotating ceiling fan.

I miss you too pori-chan!!!!!! Therefore, I will let you choose one of the death scenes from Higurashi when they cry to be your demise.

Miss you too much Prancey, and thus I shall spray catnip powder over a cactus as your neko girls crazily hug the cactus.

sorry for this japo, but I will add more duties to your list, you die of stress and over-exhaustion. (Maybe I should have kill you with an overly sweetened cake, die from a sugar shock).

Captain! That's so horrid to pori-chan! Therefore I think you could also use all of his duties, what you gave him and my exams etc. That'll teach you for being mean to pori-chan.

Thank you Prancey, but sorry, this place means war at all times.
I'll hug your neko girl to make sure that she can't hug you... (wow... this way of killing someone is awesome )

VicmxD wrote:sorry for this japo, but I will add more duties to your list, you die of stress and over-exhaustion. (Maybe I should have kill you with an overly sweetened cake, die from a sugar shock).

I would only die of over-exhaution. Stress is nothing to me, not yet. There's still a lot of space left in my stress meter. The threshold is pretty high as well.

That's like the most passive aggressive way of killing me ever. I actually think it's so smart.

I'll give you a sandwich. With heroine in it. Leave you to go down the life of an addict until you OD some day.

That plan would backfire so bad if I don't like sandwiches at all and chugs it into your throat.

UnicornPrancer wrote:That's like the most passive aggressive way of killing me ever. I actually think it's so smart.

I think you will die by avoiding you to do your work (like kidnapping you?), but leaving you nothing to do at all for a long time, as you are really accustomed to work, your are unconsciously addicted to all that pressure and activity, and without being able to do anything at all, at least anything "productive" to you, you will lose your sense of purpose, your identity and it will all stop with you giving yourself an end by any means, maybe asthenia (as I understand it, mostly inactivity).

VicmxD wrote:I think you will die by avoiding you to do your work (like kidnapping you?), but leaving you nothing to do at all for a long time, as you are really accustomed to work, your are unconsciously addicted to all that pressure and activity, and without being able to do anything at all, at least anything "productive" to you, you will lose your sense of purpose, your identity and it will all stop with you giving yourself an end by any means, maybe asthenia (as I understand it, mostly inactivity).

I've finished my studies there and came back so I'm off all those work almost forever. There's this sense of emptiness for a few days cause I was literally ripped off of it (work ended on a Sunday, and another work on Monday, for the research, and came back here on that Tuesday). It took me those few days to get a grasp to the fact that I'm not doing anything for a while. And now I'm working again, though there's only little for me to do. I'll be looking for more things to do to change my situation nonetheless.

And so I shall enclose you in a big container, and start pouring ice from atop till it fills the container. You'll first be beaten by the falling ice, and then you'll feel your bruises getting cooled due to the ice, and then perhaps you'll die or coldness, or your blood clots somehow.

Hum, I have survived in this thread for more than a month, well, I will make your consciousness and body movements be as slow like a growing tree, still, your body ages normally, while you perceive how your life escapes swiftly through your eyes, without any control of it as everyone does whatever they like with you (since a response of yours may take hours or an entire day), a short and slow life span for a human tree.