The name is pretty self-explanatory.
Guess I'll be the first to die.   

take a pencil, sharpen it up, and I will slowly approach it to your eye, until there is no distance in between I will stick it into your brain then, that wont kill you right away, maybe I will break your neck or I will electrify the pencil (I will connect it to a battery).

Dip you in a pool and send electric eels to you.

So this is the one thread that got saved huh? xD Eh, I'll make this easy and just follow you around everywhere calling you cute.

UnicornPrancer wrote:So this is the one thread that got saved huh? Eh, I'll make this easy and just follow you around everywhere calling you cute.

Dang!

Cut off all neko girls' ears! Cut em off!!!

How've ya been Prancey?

Don't you touch the Neko Girls! I won't let you! I will place an ad on TV broadcasting how cute you are and where people can find you and call you cute!

I've been okay. Bored mostly. I'm without purpose with AOSTs gone. xD

UnicornPrancer wrote:Don't you touch the Neko Girls! I won't let you!

I will place an ad on TV broadcasting how cute you are and where people can find you and call you cute!

OMG... But let's hope you have that kind of access.  

I've been okay. Bored mostly. I'm without purpose with AOSTs gone.

I am as well. I hope someone would be that kind to host it. I hope it comes back. Love it there so much. There's a lot of limitations here. And my knowledge is very limited as well. I'm already seeing that the quote is not designed rightly, and that the quick quoting feature is broken.

hum, I will make @UnicornPrancer (I don't think tagging works as before XD), call you cutie pie for all eternity pori-chan!, just to play with the cute thing XP

VicmxD wrote:hum, I will make @UnicornPrancer (I don't think tagging works as before XD), call you cutie pie for all eternity pori-chan!, just to play with the cute thing XP

Shuts off all your veins

You have a button for his veins or something? Besides, I think he can survive without veins for a little while. Much quicker to stop the arteries which is what I will do to you. :p

Hmm... Let's see what's after ears... Tails? Paws?

UnicornPrancer wrote:You have a button for his veins or something?

Psychokinesis <-- on chuunibyou maybe

I will make your body go inside out, all your inner organs outside and your skin inside you, full reversal with my mind

Make you spontaneously catch fire and burn to death.

stitch lots of animal parts to you, so you become a mythical creature, you die from infection (or pain, whatever)

Poke toothpicks into your eye...

poke toothpicks inside your nails, I will finish your suffering smashing your head with a hammer (thinking about a manga chapter I read yesterday)

Here's my counterattack

I'll sit in the same room as you. The problem should take care of itself.

I will make a voodoo doll of you and sting it with needles, after your slow suffering, I will cut it piece by piece, then boil its head to end your suffering XP

Make you dream of your worst nightmares, and that you'll never wake up until you kill yourself in your dream.

UnicornPrancer wrote:I'll sit in the same room as you. The problem should take care of itself.

You made it really freaky somehow.

lock that room in which you are, then put a bomb/poisonous gas in there, or let time do his thing

Rob you of all anime, forever. Ok, maybe I'll let you see ads and trailers on anime, but not the anime itself.

I will sell your soul to a god/demon of your hating, and suffer for eternity

Get @UnicornPrancer to prance on your head till ya die.

my death wish for @UnicornPrancer is, that he impales you with his horn until you die XP (Understand this in any way you want, sry XD)